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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Horror on earth is real and it is every day. It is like a...
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I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
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My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people those who...
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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
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The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to...
Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
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Life may change, but it may fly not; Hope may vanish, but can die...
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It is the excitement of becoming – always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and...
Quote #18611
Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave.