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I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
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Silence is argument carried out by other means.
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A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself.
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If a thing goes without saying — let it.
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The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and...