Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #3855
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Quote #5042
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
Quote #15243
It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the...
Quote #12739
Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterwards.
Quote #20216
No enterprise is more likely to succeed than one concealed from the enemy until...
Quote #1450
When you make a world tolerable for yourself, you make a world tolerable for...
Quote #7929
Things do not change; we change.
Quote #7232
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.