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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
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There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
Quote #7888
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Quote #31762
If you would be pungent, be brief for it is with words as with...
Quote #12355
What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: “Why...
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This secret spoke Life herself unto me ‘Behold,’ said she, ‘I am that which...
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Nowhere can a man find a quieter or more untroubled retreat than in his...
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The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be...