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Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not...
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All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was...
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If we are to abolish the death penalty, I should like to see the...
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Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
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Grief is a species of idleness.
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest...
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Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
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Underlying the whole scheme of civilization is the confidence men have in each other,...
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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.