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Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me
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When Fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in an American flag.
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New Jersey needs a hero. Bon Jovi does not count.
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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
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No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his...
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Let them hate us, as long as they fear us.
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Good habits, which bring our lower passions and appetites under automatic control, leave our...
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Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
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Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed