Quote #20092
Set a thief to catch a thief.
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to...
Quote #906
If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.
Quote #10764
Perhaps you do not understand me because you do not love me.
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I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from...
Quote #9361
Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth?Tame the dragon and the...
Quote #26448
Ridicule is the best test of truth.
Quote #32620
Love truth, but pardon error.
Quote #6577
Imagination is a quality given to man to compensate for what he is not,...