Quote #524
Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #22910
If we keep doing what we’re doing, we’re going to keep getting what we’re...
Quote #7466
Clarity of mind means clarity of passion, too; this is why a great and...
Quote #5162
War connot be avoided; it can only be postponed to the others advantage.
Quote #32655
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
Quote #15274
A cold in the head cause less suffering than an idea.
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The fog comes on little cat feet. It sits looking over harbor and city...
Quote #33746
Knowledge is a comfortable and necessary retreat and shelter for us in advanced age,...
Quote #5221
It is a far better thing that I do, than I have ever done;...