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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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Take hold lightly; let go lightly. This is one of the great secrets of...
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AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide....
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A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets...
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The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for...
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I’d rather be lucky than good.
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Confidence contributes more to conversation than wit.