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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Money is not required to buy one necessary of the soul.
Quote #7086
We most often go astray on a well trodden and much frequented road.
Quote #14151
Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.
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It’s too bad I’m not as wonderful a person as people say I am,...
Quote #32552
In love, as in war, a fortress that parleys is half taken.
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Carlyle said, “A lie cannot live”; it shows he did not know how to...
Quote #22721
The true spirit of delight, the exaltation, the sense of being more than Man,...
Quote #32488
Antonym, n. The opposite of the word you’re trying to think of.
Quote #24627
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the...