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Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is...
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I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most...
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Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never...
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What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...
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When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is...
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Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he’ll spend two years organizing and...