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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
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Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid; you must...
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It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich...
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It’s asking a great deal that things should appeal to your reason as well...
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The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
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As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every...
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Joel That’s the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks.
Quote #8102
The word “happiness” would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
Quote #8206
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...