Quote #3192
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #9275
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others,...
Quote #24434
Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman’s truncheon over the...
Quote #25204
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #6618
Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...
Quote #10515
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...
Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #11415
Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
Quote #15644
There is only one thing that a philosopher can be relied on to do,...
Quote #7732
Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your...