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Life is not a matter of milestones, but of moments.
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because...
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It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few...
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The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to...
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Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try...
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The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor he takes my measure anew...
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #19263
What is now proved was once only imagined.