Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #34873
Behold the man.
Quote #27617
It can go on and on, or someone must write ‘The End’ to it....
Quote #13532
Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp...
Quote #13127
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
Quote #14866
The primary purpose of education is not to teach you to earn your bread,...
Quote #15256
Humor – the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
Quote #26224
Power intoxicates men. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol, he can recover, but...
Quote #15154
Habit, my friend, is practice long pursued, that at last becomes man himself.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...