Quote #27278
If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
Quote #958
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #24611
Time spent in the advertising business seems to create a permanent deformity like the...
Quote #26712
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #5932
One problem with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn...
Quote #11404
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
Quote #12890
We are taught to be ashamed of confusion, anger, fear and sadness, and to...
Quote #17543
The aim of argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.
Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #6725
First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while...