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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Change everything except your loves.
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The point is to develop the childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire...
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Philanthropy is the refuge of rich people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.
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The political lesson of Watergate is this Never again must America allow an arrogant,...
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one...
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Courage means going against majority opinion in the name of the truth.
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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity an optimist sees the opportunity in...
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If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
Quote #20831
The Possible’s slow fuse is lit By the Imagination.