Quote #16527
I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
Quote #11635
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
Quote #30265
People do not want words-they want the sound of battle … the battle of...
Quote #1753
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Quote #23161
After victory, tighten your helmet chord.
Quote #17761
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote #19970
Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and...
Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #25452
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
Quote #30401
I’m disappointed, but I’m not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt...