Quote #25294
When you’re through changing, you’re through.
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Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they?ve...
Quote #31736
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there...
Quote #29399
Sad is his lot, who, once at least in his life, has not been...
Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.
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What we must decide is how we are valuable rather than how valuable we...
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #9573
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and...