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Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds,...
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Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Quote #6575
The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
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Life is consciousness.
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Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS…
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The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract...
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The winds and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.
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There is nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.
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Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #16516
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.