Quote #23802
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
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A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen...
Quote #4268
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
Quote #431
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
Quote #33182
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
Quote #7999
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Quote #18300
Always be a little kinder than necessary.
Quote #22340
Your chances of success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you desire...
Quote #25563
Comfort ye, my people speak ye peace, thus saith our God. Comfort those who...
Quote #14507
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...