Quote #6321
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new...
Quote #9586
I felt like poisoning a monk.
Quote #22383
Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little...
Quote #15032
Liberty has restraints but no frontiers.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #20199
Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe...
Quote #8259
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Quote #1677
My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing...
Quote #32505
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #33185
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of...