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The scramble to get into college is going to be so terrible in the...
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No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the...
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Learn that the present hour alone is man’s.
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Every woman knows all about everything.
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An actor’s a guy who, if you ain’t talking about him ain’t listening.
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‘Tis a sharp medicine, but it will cure all that ails you. — last...
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Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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Archbishop: a Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.
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Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the...
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Winston Churchill was not entirely British. His mother was American, making Sir Winston part...