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I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies....
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have...
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Actual aristocracy cannot be abolished by any law all the law can do is...
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be...
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My music is best understood by children and animals.
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Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
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Real friendship is shown in times of trouble prosperity is full of friends.
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The silence that accepts merit as the most natural thing in the world is...