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Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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Friendship is one of the sweetest joys of life. Many might have failed beneath...
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Eh! Je suis leur chef, il fallait bien les suivre. (Ah well! I am...
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
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No lower can a man descend than to interpret his dreams into gold and...
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Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
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The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing...
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Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.