Quote #13917
The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
Quote #13099
For blessings ever wait on virtuous deeds, And though a late, a sure reward...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #10439
The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough...
Quote #27812
Cowards are cruel, but the brave Love mercy, and delight to save.
Quote #24200
Why does this magnificent applied science, which saves work and makes life easier, bring...
Quote #10487
The power of illustrative anecdotes often lies not in how well they present reality,...
Quote #23263
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Quote #32048
I have everything, yet have nothing and although I possess nothing, still of nothing...
Quote #100
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.