Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #34490
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #30445
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Quote #14380
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood...
Quote #15242
Human nature is not of itself vicious.
Quote #15668
The office of poetry is not to make us think accurately, but feel truly.
Quote #10715
To keep the body in good health is a duty otherwise we shall not...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #15958
One of the sublimest things in the world is plain truth.
Quote #23873
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.