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Cast aside those who liken godliness to whimsy and who try to combine their...
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I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped...
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The quality of mercy is not strained It droppeth as the gentle rain from...
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To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence supreme excellence...
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Woe to the house where the hen crows and the rooster is still.
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
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Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to...
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.