Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Quote #28001
What is genius, anyway, if it isn’t the ability to give an adequate response...
Quote #4832
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #29834
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
Quote #24162
Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me
Quote #27905
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
Quote #18565
One who condones evil is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it.
Quote #28669
Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success.
Quote #15092
Men are rich only as they give. He who gives great service gets great...