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Liberal: a power worshipper without power.
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Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant...
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Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.
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Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Quote #13517
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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For if that last day does not occasion an entire extinction, but a change...
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We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
Quote #29504
Beauty is not defined by the masses but by the opinion of the individual.