Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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The happiness and unhappiness of the rational, social animal depends not on what he...
Quote #5460
Our children change us?whether they live or not.
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
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Like President Reagan, President Bush has not shied from calling evil by its name...
Quote #6129
When a dog acts viciously we assume the reason is poor treatment and training...
Quote #31260
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and...
Quote #30150
After a person makes his mark in the world, a lot of people will...
Quote #32349
I’ve learned that true friendship continues to grow, Even over the longest distance. Same...