Quote #667
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Quote #15982
Everyone values things differently. In other words, they place their own value on everything...
Quote #20004
We live in oppressive times. We have, as a nation, become our own thought...
Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #620
I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me...
Quote #22889
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Quote #33950
Who never ate his bread in sorrow, Who never spent the darksome hours Weeping,...
Quote #12088
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
Quote #12121
Fixed ideas are like a cramp in the foot – the best remedy against...
Quote #1508
is the best sense I know of.