Quote #9139
Friends are born, not made.
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #21176
There was never a great man who had not a great mother
Quote #8954
You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.
Quote #31580
As you grow older, you’ll find the only things you regret are the things...
Quote #3004
Tell us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
Quote #33502
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, You should...
Quote #29850
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #23978
The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get...