Quote #31866
Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #17027
Knowledge is like money the more he gets, the more he craves.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
Quote #11561
The golden rule of cats that governs all relationships we have with people: you...
Quote #12081
Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders.
Quote #7542
Justice is a contract of expediency, entered upon to prevent men harming or being...
Quote #22113
The way to become boring is to say everything.
Quote #1201
The lip of truth shall be established for ever: but a lying tongue is...
Quote #15227
That which is won ill, will never wear well, for there is a curse...
Quote #13547
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in...