Quote #2699
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Quote #12857
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
Quote #1699
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
Quote #26607
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity an optimist sees the opportunity in...
Quote #34157
The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.
Quote #29845
There are still normal people around, they just changed the definition of normal
Quote #24876
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
Quote #7536
Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment...
Quote #16994
Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.
Quote #32533
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...