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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds...
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I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #558
When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw...
Quote #6204
I have made this longer, because I have not had the time to...
Quote #1158
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #6647
We cannot be sure that we have something to live for unless we are...
Quote #21732
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a...
Quote #5995
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #9907
Sometimes its good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you...
Quote #9095
Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes...