Quote #7828
When you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #30967
Abundance, like want, ruins many.
Quote #29976
We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is...
Quote #10141
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #28837
The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their...
Quote #7635
I wish you well and so I take my leave, I Pray you know...
Quote #17473
We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring...
Quote #23983
All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation...