Quote #1331
Frugality without creativity is deprivation.
Quote #2316
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
Quote #295
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #26893
You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.
Quote #13601
No one worth possessing Can be quite possessed.
Quote #18357
He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
Quote #15041
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #1052
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about...
Quote #2697
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a...