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If you can’t sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there...
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I’m 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if...
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No, ’tis slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all...
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High thoughts must have high language.
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Splitting the atom is like trying to shoot a gnat in the Albert Hall...
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Life doesn’t happen to us, it happens from us.
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Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn’t all you...
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It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Quote #13615
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.