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What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose...
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Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car...
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Why not seize the pleasure at once, how often is happiness destroyed by preparation,...
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Peace is not a relationship of nations. It is a condition of mind brought...
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Such truth as opposeth no man’s profit nor pleasure is to all men welcome.
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America is the greatest of opportunities and the worst of influences.
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.