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If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
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To obtain a man’s opinion of you, make him mad.
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #694
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.
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Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #15861
Religion holds the solution to all problems of human relationship, whether they are between...
Quote #31453
There is only one happiness in life, to love and to be loved.
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In the South of California has gathered the larges and most miscellaneous assortment of...
Quote #32837
It matters not whether you win or lose what matters is whether I win...