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Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
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The secret of being boring is to say everything.
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Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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A woodland in full color is awesome as a forest fire, in magnitude at...
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Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
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Look before you leap.
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Generally speaking, men are influenced by books which clarify their own thought, which express...
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Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
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May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open...