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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
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Our friends show us what we can do our enemies teach us what we...
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I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still...
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I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I...
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A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
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Never spend your money before you have it.
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To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than...
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...