Quote #26596
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Quote #12648
When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
Quote #21669
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #14592
Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.
Quote #27577
Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
Quote #28539
Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...
Quote #12847
Poetry is the spontaneous overflow of powerful feelings.
Quote #22673
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered the point is to...
Quote #17747
Some books are undeservedly forgotten none are undeservedly remembered.
Quote #22155
It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.