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Beware of your habits. The better they are the more surely they will be...
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The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
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Teaching should be such that what is offered is perceived as a valuable gift...
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If you ain’t never pick up the sword, you ain’t never have to worry...
Quote #29931
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
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Everyone knows that a man can always marry even if he reaches 102, is...
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Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one...
Quote #3681
But if you recognize anyone it does not mean you like...