Quote #11143
A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #16098
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast...
Quote #18147
Better hazard once than always be in fear.
Quote #29849
No love, no friendship Can cross the path of our destiny Without leaving some...
Quote #24531
Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward.
Quote #235
The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in determination.
Quote #17071
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Quote #30908
Rejoice not at thine enemy’s fall – but don’t rush to pick him up...
Quote #9180
Sleep, those little slices of death, how I loathe them.