Quote #26728
Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
Quote #19215
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #2282
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Quote #26102
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
Quote #33599
We shall find peace. We shall hear the angels, we shall see the sky...
Quote #22816
He who begins by loving Christianity better than truth will proceed by loving his...
Quote #2068
When in doubt, duck.
Quote #27292
If you are faced with an unpleasant person or situation that you can do...
Quote #13357
This is why I loved the support groups so much. If people thought you...
Quote #26420
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.