Quote #3128
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #6144
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
Quote #11870
To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we...
Quote #33476
Cranes carry this heavy mystical baggage. They’re icons of fidelity and happiness. The Vietnamese...
Quote #34479
Underpromise overdeliver.
Quote #8153
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people...
Quote #6548
It does not take sharp eyes to see the sun and the moon, nor...
Quote #16333
The art of conversation consist as much in listening politely, as in talking agreeably.
Quote #1968
The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist.