Quote #26214
You call it madness, but I call it love.
Quote #1995
As repressed sadists are supposed to become policemen or butchers so those with irrational...
Quote #21942
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #4157
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled...
Quote #20443
Money is not required to buy one necessary of the soul.
Quote #11698
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
Quote #21735
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke...
Quote #27540
There is no point at which you can say, ‘Well, I’m successful now. I...
Quote #25902
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is...
Quote #32505
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...