Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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All zoos actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon...
Quote #29052
Man needs difficulties they are necessary for health.
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If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting,...
Quote #33795
If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a...
Quote #18072
If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The...
Quote #33650
A friend is, as it were, a second self.
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Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
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Action is eloquence.
Quote #2789
Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a...